i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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