why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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