We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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