Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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