Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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