I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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