I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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