I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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