Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
where are my eyebrows?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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