So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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