just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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