I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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