I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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