Christians are straight up FREAKS
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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