my mouth tastes like poor choices
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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