So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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