I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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