69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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