apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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