So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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