Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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