I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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