Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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