We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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