physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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