She said her name was "party"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think i have herpe
just one?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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