belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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