are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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