How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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