im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
