I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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