More tranny stories later!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
