Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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