I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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