Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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