I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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