By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
