Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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