I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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