Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
barbara walters just said penis...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Randomize
