So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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