Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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