More tranny stories later!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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