I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Omg I joined a choir last night...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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