I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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