real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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