I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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