If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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