I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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