The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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