If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
