the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
A+ Viking dick
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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