I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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