Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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