I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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