a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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